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Put the fish down. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

quickly jots down notes, “go fishing… catch fish… show to barbie.” got it, now what? I’m recently single after a long marriage, HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They'll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks. The comment was for comedic effect, but when I’m ready to date I’ll use this advice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is the helpful advice I was looking for! Heh

20 years later…. Why am I still single?!?1 I followed expert advice from Lenny!!!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Talk to them. Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app and listen. Be a good dude.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You effectively can't just talk to women on dating sites. Thanks to how matching works, you have to successfully sell yourself with pictures to get your profile read, and successfully sell yourself with words in the profile before you can actually talk with anyone.

Back before matching was a thing, it wasn't much better. You could talk but you'd usually be ignored because the woman's inbox would be filled with too much crap for her to go through it all.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To be honest I've never used a dating site, I'm too old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Lucky you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app

About that ... https://healthland.time.com/2011/05/27/advice-for-online-daters-if-youre-a-guy-dont-smile/

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can say that would turn me off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's a broad generalization, and the article is 12 years old so trends may have changed since then.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe because I'm almost 50 and tired, but I just want someone who is nice to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I gave up after my second divorce, I hope you have better luck. Beware, most seem to be looking for free everything with no work for them.