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Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.
Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!
God knows but you technically didn't break the rule
Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy
Where are these friends that would "move you inside a vagina god"?! 😱🔥❤️
Damn you!
I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.