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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (18 children)

I have heard that very often. I wonder if bikes are harder to track down than other property for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They only care about property loss when it involves rich people.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which proves that cops really DO actually do their jobs.

Because protecting the property of the rich is the exact core purpose of policing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Technically it’s maintaining social order. So get back to work menials or be reported to the Enforcers for organized discontent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Maintaining social order, especially in the form of violent repression against demonstrations, indirectly protects the rich's properties, so all in a day's work.

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