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10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Bill never revisits his code.

Bill is ~~a contractor~~ smart.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

NGL that is one of the best parts about being a contractor.

So many hackjobs. Sorry maintainers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

We all envy you more than we hate you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

A technical debt escapist.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Bill changes jobs every two years to outrun the crushing weight of institutional responsibility.