this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (5 children)

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

For the milk obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great