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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.