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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's the Oracle way.

The Unix way: chexp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I have no idea what chexp is supposed to mean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That never stopped a Unix programmer!

(But yeah, my comment was missing punctuation.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ohh! Thanks, I mean, I had already got the grammatical meaning, but I just wasn't sure what "chexp" was, I thought you were talking about some obscure Unix command... so it was just the same phrase all along, lol

*shakes fist at the sky*
Damn you, Unix people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Th brnz age is where it's at

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I stand corrected:

Me omw tell POSiX "O_CREATE" not "O_CREAT":