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You are free to go, I guess... (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this happens they'll do the "A person who swears to tell the truth and nothing but the truth says what" ordeal. If that doesn't work they will just let you leave

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JUDGES HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how many times it takes for a judge to get tired of sending you too jail for contempt over and over again for refusing to say yes. Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am a sovereign citizen and do not recognize your authority!

Rusty Shackleford, probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also: Subway Jared

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also Julian Assange.