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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"They can’t arrest a husband and wife for the same crime."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They can, they'll just have to find other evidence. If there's a court case with the defendants being a married couple who both refuse to testify and there's no other evidence, it's essentially the same as a court case with one defendant that's refusing to testify against themself and there's no other evidence. Both cases will result in dismissal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The person you're replying to was quoting Arrested Development.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was but I don't mind learning a thing or two

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“I have the worst fucking attorneys.”