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There is an Assassin after you and you will almost certainly die within the next 7 days if the timeline remains unchanged. Your phone can now send messages back in time; How do you save yourself? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The messages can go as far back as the beginning of the 7 day period (the moment you found out about your assassin is after you)
You can only send the messages if you have cell signal (maybe don't hide in the woods, you assassin might be there, and you don't get a do-over 🙃)
Your phone is immune to damage and malware (although spyware and keyloggers can still be on there, but they can't affect the system, just on "read only" mode). Auto-updates are now disabled by default
If assassin got your phone, they could send false messages to trick your past self. (Don't lose your phone!)
At the end of 7 days, the Assassin will just drop dead due to time travel limitations, time travelers cannot survive longer than 7 days in the past (yes, the assassin is a time traveler 😉)

[P.S: El Psy Congroo]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Id get the the hashes of the next few hundred blocks of Bitcoin and send back in time, my past self could use that to pre-mine tons of Bitcoin, with each block reward being ~3 BTC and the price arround 90k each, I could sell all that for millions and millions of dollars

with all that money I'd just hire another assassin or something to kill the first guy. or just invest in a ton of security, body guards and stuff

edit: actually on second thought I could use almost any financial mechanism to get tons of cash, this is just the first one that came to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lotto is picked every wed/sat for Powerball. Bam tons of cash, hire bodyguards or buy stupid expensive panic room.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

yeah thats basically my idea but wayyy simpler lol