this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Supplyyyyyyyyyyy-side Jeeeesus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Pressure them with Matthew 19:21.

“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Al Franken's humor isn't always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.