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Prosperity gospel sure did a number on us.
Supplyyyyyyyyyyy-side Jeeeesus.
Pressure them with Matthew 19:21.
“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.
Al Franken's humor isn't always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.