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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This just in, Billionaires like money more than they do regressive morons! The entire world is aghast!

In all seriousness, I had a brief moment of depersonalisation when I looked at humanity from a distance, and I didn't understand a damned thing about what's going on. I mean, I get what's happening, but... Like... what the fuck is even happening, what even is this, are they for real?! Did they expect something else to happen?!

Is this Punk'd, are we getting Punk'd? Mfw Trump turns out to be Ashton Kutcher wearing a Total Recall mask...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude. If it turned out to be a new mega-season of Punk’d where Ashton Punk’d all of us for the last…like…15 years, starting with the 2010 midterms? Oh man. I guess that’d also explain where Ashton has been all this time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Right?! It'd be, like, Foundation levels of precog chess! I mean, he did star in the first Butterfly Effect, maybe that unlocked his potential!