Shit will get REALLY real when we reach five-fold! Or better yet, touch-papyrus! Just roll that meter-long flab of screen up, and you're good to go!
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To be fair, I think research on mammoth cloning started a good while ago and, if scientific research is anything like a start-up (spitballing here, I have no clue), doing a massive reorientation mid-process ends up costing more in the long term. At this point, it'd be easier to just finish figuring stuff out with mammoths then adjusting and applying the process on other entities/purposes.
Still MFW we're cloning woolly mammoths on a boiling planet. Lol. Lmao, even.
Right?! I didn't even think twice about it, like of course he'd add an "x" to whatever he makes next! I mean, what's he got left, "y" and "z," and neither has any of that edgy zing.
Yep, that's exactly it! Dexerto has apparently existed as a general social outlet for a while, from what I've gathered. Overall media coverage.
Completely unrelated to Mulch's new thing.
Edit: would've been a sick burn (my opinion), but now I just feel bad:))
Upon reading the title again, I now realise Dexerto were just reporting on it... Woo, 420 no-scope!
Gonna leave the original up, let's all laugh at that guy!
Was it intentionally named after the Italian word for "desert" (deserto) because he expects it to be a dried up wasteland, or was it just a coincidence?
Because that would, at one point, imply a full process audit, which will inevitably lead to some shit-stirring, especially in terms of management's contribution to said output, making it much easier for the worker to see just how underpaid they are and probably hurting some manager's feewings. We can't have the truth! Better to Love Big Brother and blame the Drone!
The jokes are becoming reality, I swear...
I stand corrected!
In this point we disagree, and this being the internet, I feel the need to specify that I'm not being combative, nor mean any disrespect toward your preferences or beliefs.
In my opinion, we're at the point where we have other, bigger things to prioritise over creature comforts.
I honestly don't see the fitness tech in itself as useless, it holds clear benefits for us. I'm just not one to encourage creating increasingly wasteful and predatory iterations of said tech.
Eggy farts. Eggy farts aaall day long! Especially during the company meeting!