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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

2024: What are you doing with 16GB RAM and 300% CPU at 5.4GHz?

Running some random process introduced with Windows 11 that adds literally nothing to the users experience other than heat and fan noise

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haven't you noticed? Windows 11 24H2 got ported to an electron app

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, the taskbar, start menu and file explorer header is written in react native

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait seriously? I'd have assumed it would at least be written in .NET or something and not fucking JavaScript.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That flashing colon between hour and minute is rendered server-side! What a masterpiece!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Windows 12 will be an Edge instance running on Windows 11.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If true, that... explains a lot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

what do you means adds nothing? it adds all the ads and telemetry services, and the services that make sure the other services are not turned off 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Running some random process introduced with Windows 11 that adds literally nothing to the users experience other than heat and fan noise

You forgot to mention how important and helpful the telemetry will be! /s