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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Imagine having someone reply the exact same thing back to you and get more up votes.

How embarrassing for you.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmfao took you half a day to come up with that comeback and then you fucked it up on the first try 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you had a life you would've just moved on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you're right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn't exist, so there is no way I'd be reminded of what people told me 💀

God you're just trying so hard 😔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

still replying, just can't help yourself can you 😂

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don't poop or something?

How embarrassing for you 🫢

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you're right. People with lives don't know how to use toilets.

You'd make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar's Inside Out. You're trying so hard for these zingers but there's just nobody home in there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you're actually clever. 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

I'm not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷