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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You know, I was going to defend my home state but as I typed my comment I realized that she has no redeeming qualities aside from being pretty when no people are around. Especially where I’m from.

It’s all cousin fucking and methamphetamines. I wouldn’t take a job that offered me $100 an hour to go back. Seriously. I hate even driving through the shithole.

Maybe it’s better up north.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How many places in the world do you think you could describe as cousin fucking meth heads and have someone go "sounds like my hometown"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from Florida and doesn't sound like it's narrowing down any of the lists that I have...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your top of the head answer isn't Palatka or Ocala though...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First time I've seen Ocala referenced on here and it's about cousin fucking and meth. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Never change, Florida.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

more than I would like

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, that's US Defaultism, fuck off with that shit.

Here it's all cousin fucking and alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Apart from the progressive town Glasgow, transcending borders by having all 3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh that's an accent? Sorry, thought it was meth jaw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you don't know your cousins, how do you know you've never "known" your cousins?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Cousin fucking and meth? Well damn, I guess I'm buying me a trailer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It would be good for wind power, maybe. Fuck lets just turn it into a giant nuclear power plant.