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My religion is against eating pork.
Technically, they just taste like pork, so you might be ok?
Pigs are cool animals. These are not. Pepper and garlic helps a lot. In fact, garlic could save your lives.
Could be your chance to know what it tastes like without being a heretic. Loophole baby!
You save humanity and make the whole world better if you eat these types of pork! God will send you to heaven even if you were an athiest
I plan to compost mine. Meat of any variety would upset my stomach
Don't worry, all religions are fake.
My religion is eating pork.