Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Explanation:

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There is no effin' way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, very much so!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But dad, there is no...