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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Girl how on earth do you look like a supermodel 24/7 when you're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, scavenging among ruins and debris for food so you won't have to resort to cannibalism??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Maybelline in DNA

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Instant makeup & haircut genes sound pretty good to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Freya Allan in Planet of the Apes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My old roommate just wakes up with perfect hair. Some people just got it in ‘em. I also learned how to cut my own hair in the pandemic and it went pretty well, though yea a knife a dirty mirror ain’t gunna cut it.