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Girl how on earth do you look like a supermodel 24/7 when you're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, scavenging among ruins and debris for food so you won't have to resort to cannibalism??
Good genes?
Maybelline in DNA
Instant makeup & haircut genes sound pretty good to me.
Freya Allan in Planet of the Apes...
My old roommate just wakes up with perfect hair. Some people just got it in ‘em. I also learned how to cut my own hair in the pandemic and it went pretty well, though yea a knife a dirty mirror ain’t gunna cut it.