Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thousand yard stare

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Verdun here

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