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Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
Assmouthdeus Bellenda Cock'n'balla Dick Facey Fuckface Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
Copy pasting does that for ya
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁