this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Imma let you in on a little secret.

Nobody's counting shoes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can honestly say I’ve never encountered this aphorism before. I feel like it’s something my junior high shop teacher would have said while I stared at him open-mouthed trying to parse the precise contours of the proverb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But the other one might drop any day now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Then I'd have two shoes!