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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Palmetto bugs have shortened my lifespan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything in the South shortens someone's lifespan. Palmetto bugs aren't the only reason I moved out of Florida, but they're definitely on the list somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Moving out of FL sounds like one of those things you'll look back on someday and not regret at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Like moving out of any post-industrial place that has become an absolute shithole.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Middlesbrough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I know palmetto bugs are cockroaches and I believe they may have shortened your lifespan but they aren't the flying types, right?