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How I date (jlai.lu)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 181 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This would unironically work on me

[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bonus points

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

We call those "marital aids"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

SHUDDERS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[citation needed]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

- [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How dare you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

GW BASIC or GTFO

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Your loss!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.