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but what about the auto tests
Management said that writing tests takes too much time and eats into the time that could be used to write features for the app, so they decided that we're not writing tests. They were always green anyhow
Developers are responsible for their own testing.
Test coverage and end to end tests will be assigned to someone no longer at the company, or on vacation.
oof, bro, gotta use "/s" so not to be downvoted into oblivion by accident lol
It's not satire if it's what most people do by default:)
"They were always green". I wish
"also, there was only ever one and it just asserts true"
Tests are for nerds.
Programming is also for nerds.
Therefore, tests are for programmers.
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