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Not that I'm religious in ANY sense, but this post makes me laugh.
God? He created all life.
Jesus? He's the son of God. He fed a village from a single loaf of bread. He came to earth to try to help all life on earth get into heaven. He was instead crucified on a cross for his actions.......and then came back from the dead like 40 days later like "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! WE'RE GONNA MAKE TODAY ALL ABOUT HIDING EGGS, BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANY HUEVOS AMONG THE LOT OF YOU!!!"
Jesus's son? He will MURDER you if you ask for food. He will murder you and be look forward to the prison sentence. Thats how worth it is for him to kill you. He doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Lol, no one can be dad bro and granddad was known to smite a fool or two so...
It's the name of a book of short stories by Denis Johnson.
Jesus' Son is a great novel, and a really good movie. Highly recommend.