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Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.
Is docker even declarative?
Also you can build docker images from nix derivations
Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).
Yes. I know.
Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.