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Checkmate (lemdro.id)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's why docker was created.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is docker even declarative?

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is docker even declarative?

Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

Yes. I know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1950s

A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn't switch properly at 12V.
Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
B: I'mma make standard transistors.

why?

Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
A was in Europe