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Update: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-outage-affects-bing-copilot-duckduckgo-and-chatgpt-internet-search/

It's also important to note that ChatGPT internet search and DuckDuckGo are experiencing similar issues because they use the Bing API.

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[–] [email protected] 233 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Just post your searches and questions here and we'll try to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I'll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's Natalie Portperson, keep up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I think this will answer most of your questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A0iftflme4

any additional questions are answered here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS8bma7LRX4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying there's a chance...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

She certainly enjoys a good joke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Natalie Portman enjoys milk and ill behavior. If encountered to not threaten or she'll send a frenchman to self destruct on you.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Thankfully this will be a private search like DuckDuckGo.

I need an answer to how do I make my peepee become larger?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

See results for Natalie Portman

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

As an AI language model, I can’t help you with that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tug on it. If that doesn't work, tug on it a lot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it safe to consume breast milk bought on Facebook marketplace?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Ask your ~~doctor~~ homeopath doctor

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why is it usually DNS?

(Network outages at work today. Guess what it was?)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DNS engineer here.

It's always DNS because no one wants to hire us. We're prima donnas that don't work much and demand large salaries. Companies think they can get away with having some random network guy "learn a bit of DNS" and it works!!... For a while... Then it fails catestrophically and the DNS engineer that was let go to "save costs" smugly watches them crash and burn. The job is super easy and simple until you're 48 hours into troubleshooting and the CTO is lighting money on fire trying to get the network back online. A big company can easily burn a DNS engineers 10 years salary in costs if they have a single large DNS failure (security or downtime).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like y'all should form a country wide DNS guild, and instead of looking for jobs, just ask band together, and then when the DNS eventually fails, they have no choice but to hire from the guild and pay 5 years salary at once to have it fixed. Then understand if getting hired and fired constantly, you just do a job every now and then and get a huge pay check. So contractor work, but you get to see the companies constantly burn themselves and give y'all with instead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Any company that is willing to fire me to save costs isn't worth working for. The job is so in-demand that if I put "looking for a job" in my linked-in, I get multiple offers within the hour. Not even joking. That's how I got my current job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
  1. How long does it take to be a DNS engineer?

  2. How likely is it to be replaced in 10 years by AI?

I was gonna go for chemistry but you have a convincing argument with the job offers coming to you rather than the other way around

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
  1. Generally to be "in-demand", you need about 6 years of experience & highly desirable certifications (at least one security cert such as sec+ or CASP, dns-related cert such as Infoblox CDCA, and typically something else like cloud engineering or maybe automation engineering related). Getting into DNS is usually something that happens after you've already been an enterprise network engineer for a number of years. It's highly specialized and rather difficult.

  2. Not possible. While AI can theoretically do the job, error is too expensive. AI already does much of my work, but I have to make risk assessment & I run the automation systems. I already automate much of my daily work. But when big stuff breaks, automation won't fix it.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

cats are liquid lore what is going on

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

O.J Simpson car chase recreated in doom.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure if this is stretching it, but this comment thread is just so awesome. It's like one of those moments on reddit that would be referenced for years to come

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Siri show me a pretty lady well damn Mildred my phone stopped answering me again noi wasn't asking for girls again I good you I stopped that oh sure this again one time and you never let me live it down fuck the phone is typing how do I st

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

The universe is pretty big. 41 is too small to cover it.

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