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[–] [email protected] 363 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nintendo right now: Get Boeing on the line

[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Nintendo's execs calling Boeing's execs: "Hey, can you refer us to your.....fixers? You know.......rhymes with shmassassin.....yeah you know, those guys."

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they want the job done, he's not taking a 747

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

No thats how he kills them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Change it to "Boeingman" lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"You're asking about our Garbage Men?"

"No, I mean... Wait, actually maybe..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Quality Assassins, what did you think it stood for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago