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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"we need more resources" is bounded by the rate at which you can incorporate new teams members without absolutely destroying your productivity, or having a bunch of untrained fools running around breaking things (of course the later is standard at many places already, so I guess it doesn't always matter).

The right answer is usually : "No". Or at least "Prioritize". Or "This is what we need to get it done" at which point they might start to get software takes time to make decently, and they don't want software that doesn't work decently in the first place.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

"Sure! You just have to choose which of these other things you want deprioritized since we're already going at full tilt"