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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

PMs act that way because people above them ask for updates regularly. Bad PMs don't know how to push back. If you need things done faster, the answer is usually "we need more resources".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

If you need things done faster, the answer is usually "we need more resources".

Like having 9 women to make a baby in a month?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"we need more resources" is bounded by the rate at which you can incorporate new teams members without absolutely destroying your productivity, or having a bunch of untrained fools running around breaking things (of course the later is standard at many places already, so I guess it doesn't always matter).

The right answer is usually : "No". Or at least "Prioritize". Or "This is what we need to get it done" at which point they might start to get software takes time to make decently, and they don't want software that doesn't work decently in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"Sure! You just have to choose which of these other things you want deprioritized since we're already going at full tilt"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Calling people “resources” and the mindset that delivery teams are just a number that you can spend money to increase is a mark of poor project and personnel management, as well.