Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They're all too negative to get along.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then why do protons dislike each other?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Because they're positively repelling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Because two rights don't make a wrong. And they're mad about it somehow.