this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But before we get into that, a word from our sponsor...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you're hastily watching the video while having a missile on your tail

the video only covers what a missile is, the rest is actually in the follow-up video

follow up video is scheduled for publication tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

hastily watching

"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Mullvad vpn, are there people attacking you on the internet? Well you need a good defense! Like these tomahawk cruise missles! (plane gets hit) It has all ram servers! And uh (plane begins to death spiral) it stops companys from spying on your web traffic and safe gaurds your data! Like a parachute (looks for parachute) F%@! S¥℅~ thanks mulvad vpn for the sponser ship! (fades to black)

-disclaimer i am not sponserd by any vpn service and just wanted to shitpost,

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mullvad is going to sell subscriptions to both sides, right? Assuming Sweden is going to be neutral again during WW3.

Or perhaps not because Sweden just joined NATO last month.