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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But that would be creationism? Pastafarian Creationism.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

His Noodly One created the world yesterday and through His infinite wisdom and power made it look like the universe was billions of years old with millions of years of evolution. I don't know why you don't know this stuff, it should be taught in school. This country was built on pasta.