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[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (29 children)

I've been halfheartedly saying I'm going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one's soul. It makes more sense every day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I'm a convert. Who wants to write our hymns?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Glory to Ublock on high! May it's righteous code bless our browsers for all eternity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Unlock Origin*

From now on, referring to it incorrectly is considered herecy and punishable by up to 17 whip lashes.

Edit: not gonna fix the typo, I'll take my lashes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was about to join untill the whiplashes. I prefer something bit more laid back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps we can interest you in some gentle tongue lashes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

ooh sounds like me to myself when I'm having doomsday hangover. I'm in

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