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What's the worst that could happen? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

"optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Optimizing" is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The peer coding review went really well. I think we're getting married.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.