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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can't get ad revenue on a short, concise, and helpful page.

Even a basic cookie recipe requires someone's whole life story to fill in the blank space between 10 ads

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty obvious why lol.

90% of the calls I receive are spam.

Calling demands that I pick up the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Bitch, if it ain't a life threatening emergency I'm not dropping everything I'm working on for you.

Texting allows me to respond when it's convenient for me.

Text generally takes 3 seconds to get the point across instead of having a whole conversation about it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

But at the same time I wouldn't throw 500 lb weights in the back and drive around claiming it didn't impact performance.

Yeah, you put it in the driver's seat

Ayyyoooooooo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Just send in the Doomslayer, we'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tl;dr election year in the US. It's only going to get more intense until the actual election.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Then they can't advertise that the phone is x.x mm thick (if you ignore the thickest part!)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They couldn't have splurged for an Xbox controller at least?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Oh man, you were born too late for the wild 90s era of experimental keyboards

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

No, no... Continue driving it into the grave. He's doing the world a service

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Insurance companies like to claim they've done all the math and research but they're just lazy asses looking for any reason to raise rates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If Musk is part of that collusion, then is it still a conspiracy?

He told them to fuck off, they fucked off.

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