Not to mention the amount of analog clocks that are just wrong. I work at a fortune 500 company, most clocks are digital and synced to a time server. Every analog clock is wrong. Just yesterday I walked through the cafeteria and glanced at the clock and it read 5:20... For a second I panicked and was like it can't be that late. I checked my phone, it was 3:06. The clock was just not set properly.
vrek
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What does it mean?
Similar question I've wondered about... If you truly need one of those powered rideable shopping carts how do you get from your car to the cart and how do you return the cart?
What do you call a fake potato?
An imi-tator
I may of also blown the f-hole on another piece ...
Warning...probably an uncle joke...
I used to play in a orchestra until I popped my g-string while fingering a minor...
I think that means you should stop...
We can't let you bring this bottle of "water" on the plane because it me an explosive...so I'm just gonna to throw it into this garbage can full of all the other potential explosives in the most densely packed area of the airport...
A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won't speak without a lawyer present.
Officer: You are the lawyer!
Man: Yes,so where is my present?
Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.
But.... Theft is hard!
Speed traps I can sit on my ass, get up every 20 minutes and get a bonus for how much revenue I brought in...
The other day I wanted to know when the first day of summer officially was. So I searched "first day of summer 2024"...before it would give me a big bold answer(June 20tg if anyone is curious)... Now I got a full page of car ads for model year 2024
I tend to recommend a 3 year cycle. Year 1 upgrade peripherals (speakers, monitors, maybe chair, keyboard, mouse etc) year 2. Upgrade video card and hard drives. year 3. Upgrade motherboard, ram and cpu. Year 4 repeat year 1
With this you can you can do 95% of the latest stuff with "good" stuff (think XX70 cards rather then 80 or 90 series) since you are never that outdated on any portion.