Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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For example, drilling or enlarging a hole can be boring, but fixing two pieces of metal together is often riveting.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Warning...probably an uncle joke...

I used to play in a orchestra until I popped my g-string while fingering a minor...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tryna strike a chord

and it's probably A minoooor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I may of also blown the f-hole on another piece ...