Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you're going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!
Also, that TV looks like it'd be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down...
Considering how
fortunemostly contains very out-of-date computer jokes, I highly doubt an actual fortune cookie manufacturer would use its output.