tilefan

gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this

kicking heroin

don't listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn't preserve stuff by putting it in rice

this is interesting and whatnot, but during WW2, US research indicated that jellied gasoline (napalm) was a far more effective incendiary than thermite when it comes to burning wood.

somebody else's kidney

is reusable, because it never works

diaphragms are for pussies

parachute doesn't go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute

condoms

genuine question, what should we do about it?

yeah, I don't entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don't care

what I'd rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.