thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The great thing that 95 hamsters and farting so much that you need 95 hamsters have in common is that visitors already know exactly what they're in for based on the smell.

[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 year ago (8 children)

OP is a goddamn liar and is trying to spread misinformation. Notice how there are TWO staples but only ONE mint??? Nice try OP, but we all see through your poor facade and know you're actually a two mint-having bitch elitist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They can take my nunchucks and they can take my Adderall... But they'll never take my

$27!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd eat 3 & 4 to poop out something like a mix of 1 & 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I heard she was always on the toilet cuz she had the Trotskies

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also, Google has a habit of pulling out rugs for the slightest reasons with no regard to who's standing on it... 7 years is a really long commitment when you look at the Google Graveyard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He also found his special purpose!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baader-Meinhof??? I hardly know her Meinhof!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

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Dick_Justice is an asshole

We realize negative comments can disproportionately affect newer Lemmy users like you. For a small fee and a big apology, we'd be happy to make sure these most-likely unjust reviews do not impact your overall rating. We'd sure hate for this one-star review to accidentally end up as the top review for such a nice user as yourself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Dammit Siri! I said beef stroking off! Where the hell is my porn???

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