thefartographer

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Welcome to "Baking with Mr. White!" I'm so glad you could join me today, and I think you're all very special people.

Today, I'm going to teach you one of my favorite recipes: Fucked up Tuco.

But first, a knock knock joke! Remember, you're the one who asks "who's there" because I'm the one who knocks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don't "chemistry up" some meth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No machine will ever replace his genius

Wow, way to hurt Robo-George's feelings...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hemorrhage by Fuel

~~Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again~~ We all livin' in my pants, in my pants oh yeah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Y'know, I used to feel the same on that sentiment, but then I realized it's like me saying "why invest in suntan lotion when you can stay inside on hot days?" But some people like to go out into the sun even in summer, so wearing suntan lotion is the smart, sane thing to do. Just because I like to reminisce about how nice it was to go for a jog in the winter doesn't invalidate that people like to go to the beach in the summer.

I think we absolutely should expect and strive for a better, more free internet. But if you're gonna tread the risky waters of the internet, then you should put on some adblock.

Some of us are ignorant though, so I'll continue raw-dogging the internet and probably get my identity stolen again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I heard y'all are gonna do some sort of European Hands Across America where you're gonna collectively yeet one computer straight up towards the sun. Its airtime will tell you how fast it went. Anything more than 9 seconds is a Super Computer. More than 13 seconds is a Super Duper Computer.

My cousin told me that one kid at his school back in 2009 did their own computer throw at home that stayed in the air for 5 seconds and that's when entire companies were only getting 3.4 seconds max.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is my exact feeling as well. Too lazy to worry about blocking the ads; too dissatisfied if I have to deal with too many ads.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Only if you have an order with extra meat. The same problem goes for plumbers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah it does 😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thank you! I launched NordPass and generated it just for the bit!

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