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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don't "chemistry up" some meth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bake us up some meth, Mr White!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Welcome to "Baking with Mr. White!" I'm so glad you could join me today, and I think you're all very special people.

Today, I'm going to teach you one of my favorite recipes: Fucked up Tuco.

But first, a knock knock joke! Remember, you're the one who asks "who's there" because I'm the one who knocks.