swab148

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Couldn't be me lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I carry spares around, just in case.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I probably still wouldn't have the money, but I'd have way more guitar pedals!

Does this mean that we won't get any of the famous Stamets memes on Monday?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Me when I started trying to be competitive in MTGA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey, if you're in the USSA, that shit's been blasting in your ears for years, decades even. The only "star" ever created by a vocal talent show was Carrie Underwood,

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adverbs are like the next stage of Pokémon evolution to pronouns

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"We both know that I'm not what you neeeeeed..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she's down bad

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donut crab burgers with shavings from an AR-15 as a garnish 🤌

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"I'll give you a reason to cry."

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