swab148

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That just makes it go stale faster

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Run over children in his 2001 Honda Civic, he did.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's unironically going to be my next character

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The real question: is he gonna use his fridge for xnxx

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Well, it's Disney so...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oh dang, I've been using it for the wrong reasons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dave Grohl is one of my hall passes, along with Ryan Reynolds, Anne Hathaway, and Zooey Deschanel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe more like a jam band.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"The Picard Maneuver" would be a great name for a post-punk band.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Then I'd have two shoes!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Are you getting lucky, punk? owo

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