spittingimage

The solution is that we behave civilly and respectfully to each other.

Is it an achievable solution? Because I have no idea how we could make that happen.

It's fine to not have an opinion. It's even fine to have an opinion and keep it to yourself. No-one has the right to an argument with you, after all.

When people let their phones ring endlessly. For God's sake - either answer it or mute it, don't just ignore it!

Especially when I have socks on.

Living dangerously there, aincha?

Last week I moved the cheesegrater so I could look behind it... for the cheesegrater.

Well, I shoot myself in the head a lot. It's a habit I'm trying to -- whoops! There I go again.

What do you think of me eating the last of the chocolate when my SO used the last of the milk?

I certainly did. Rarely managed to get more than 5 - 6 hours sleep, spent half my time in an exhausted daze.

Get killed in the background of Attack of the Clones like everyone else!

I've been downvoted by someone who wants to have sex with their time-clone! Or possibly a kinky Lower Cretaceous butterfly.

Well, I imagine rule 3 of time travel will apply.

• Don't change the outcome of WWII.
• Don't kill your grandfather.
• Don't have sex with your self from another point in your personal timeline.
• Don't add yourself into background scenes on the Death Star in Star Wars.
• Don't step on butterflies in the Lower Cretaceous period.

Isn't it about five years too late to be asking this question?