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Everyone's ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that's basically just "tonight's gonna be a good night" over and over
• Danza Kuduro

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Hang on, am I reading that correctly? You had nightmares for 7 years?

I think it was rated PG-13, not R

In fact it was rated PG. The resulting backlash, along with a similar situation with Gremlins, directly resulted in the MPAA creating the PG-13 rating.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Temple_of_Doom#PG_rating

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?

I mean, I’m still not getting an EV. But now I am tempted… Maybe if they had real, physical dials instead of a computer screen?

That, unfortunately, is the tendency for the entire auto industry. It's not an EV-specific thing, although admittedly Tesla is the worst offender

urine is sterile

Not by the time it exits your body, no. Urine is sterile when it leaves the bladder, but it picks up bacteria on its way through the urethra

Reverse image search says yes

At least in Doom they had sense enough to do it on Mars

Shortstop's the best position they is.

No no, they mean the band. That's why it's capitalized

Just to clarify: you want to outlaw rental of residential real estate?